I like to be an optimist.
He could be out with friends.
War only decides who is left.
Whatever his poison, you will at least have an idea of what to make him for dinner if he ever comes over.
By asking this question, you might come out of the conversation with more than a little bit of information.
Your father must be an alien because there is no other person on the planet that looks like you.
Oh silly boy, you make me feel like I want to poop.
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